Unless you have a fellow mtb wizard at your disposal here are a few tips and hints I have gathered from my newborn MTB experience
I am not okay right now.
I can tell you what I am right now: disappointed, sad, and a little angry.
Coughing up lungs, slaying dragons, riding the jellies and crashing into trees
Little demons scurrying in the brush, scrambling up nearby trees to hiss & gnash at me from the branches and between frozen blades of grass. My mind gives up, my feet fall off the pedals. I listen as my 5tens scratch the dirt. I hear the voices cackling from all around me as they feel me struggle as the mental game begins.
On being hit by a semi truck
Embracing my inner space cowboy
Prairie Raven’s Gravity Experiment. AKA: Zen & the art of voluntary cooter punches.